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Northwest Airlines Has Lax Facial Hair Restrictions For Its Employees Apparently


On my way back from SPX, I flew from Washington, DC to Minneapolis, then from Minneapolis to Portland. On my flight between DC and Minneapolis, I shit you not, this is exactly what the First Class flight attendant looked like! I could not stop staring at him during the three hour flight and wanted to be in first class so bad. Even as the connoisseur of facial hair that I am, I have NEVER seen anything like this guy’s facial hair combo. I was absolutely speechless and spent the final 20 minutes of the flight planning what I was going to say to him should I get a chance to as I was exiting the aircraft. I ended up with the classic “Great facial hair,” to which he responded, “thanks, you too.” I drew this diagram in my sketchbook during my Minneapolis layover, and decided it needed some color.

In other news, I made it into Hire An Illustrator’s HAI! #03 promo book! My “Morning Commute: 50,000 BC” illustration is featured along with pieces by 59 other artists. Check out a small preview of the book below or click here to see it at a much larger size.

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Shark Week #1


July 27th through August 2nd, 2008, I’ll be drawing a shark every day in celebration of Discovery Channel’s Annual Shark Week. I’m starting the week off with a simple doodle, re-colored a bit in Photoshop. There’s a Shark Week Artists Flickr Group, you still have time to join up and draw some sharks!

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October 20th, 2006 :: “Halloween Costume”


Seriously, I’m at a loss this year. Does anyone have any good ideas they’re not using? The only requirement is that I have to be able to remain unshaven.

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September 4th, 2006 :: “IF - Safe”


It feels good to be back doing Illustration Friday. I hadn’t contributed anything for weeks. A fairly literal translation of the theme, “safe,” but with robots, of course.

If you are coming here for the first time via Illustration Friday; welcome. I’ve got robots every weekday, so feel free to come back anytime. Also… T-SHIRTS!

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August 18th, 2006 :: “Wha?”

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August 11th, 2006 :: “Danger!”


Once a month, I try to join in the fun over at Art Blog Challenge. This month’s theme is “Danger” and this looks pretty dangerous to me, yeah?

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August 8th, 2006 :: “ROCK!”


Sorry for the late post today. I went out last night to see Peaches and Eagles of Death Metal and didn’t have time to do a robot until now. It was a helluva super-sexy, rock and roll experience.

Robo-Jesse’s shirt says “Up Here, All Metal. Down There, All Man.”, which is one of an as yet unfinished set of robot pickup lines that I’m coming up with that may become buttons one day.

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August 4th, 2006 :: “What’s In The Box?”


Well? What IS in that box?

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August 3rd, 2006 :: “ROBOT”

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July 28th, 2006 :: “Two Turntables”


This sketch turned out MUCH differently than I had envisioned when I began. As much as I sort of like how this one came out, I’d like to apologize for all the crappy sketches this week. I haven’t quite gotten back into the swing of things after my week off last week.

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