Portland Mercury - “I, Anonymous” Illustration

The Portland Mercury runs a column called “I, Anonymous” in which Portlanders write in anonymously with their various rants and the best one gets picked to be run alongside an illustration every week. They are usually some of my favorite illustrations in the Merc each issue. The regular artist couldn’t do it this week, so I got to fill in, and boy was it a doozy! Here’s a link to the article, if you’re curious, but I will warn you by saying that the last few words of it are “roast beef-smelling VAGINA PANTS.” Click at your own risk.

Seriously awesome. You’re anonymously famous, except for the anonymous part.